Despite my vivid imagination and commitment to all things gory and scary on Halloween, every year (by costume shop default,) I end up being some form of “sleazy-tastic-licious.” Mainly because I wait until the last minute to buy my costume, but also, it seems All Hallow’s Eve in Miami has a penchant for the hot and half-naked. My track record is pretty impressive, too. For the last five years I’ve been a sexy firefighter, squirrel, fox, dinosaur and most recently, a lady bug. So here’s to this years Top 3 Sexy Halloween Costumes.
Sexy Nurse/Kandi Costume $48.99
The nursing profession is really taking a hit these days (cough, cough, sneeze, sneeze, go to isolation, please.) So why not turn the stethoscope around on what can really get your heart rate high: a Sexy Nurse costume. You’ll need the following: a red and white matching skirt and shirt (to give the look a candy stripper flare,) white thigh-high tights, red bloomer bottoms and a pair of sky-high Mary Janes. Complete the look with a cute cap, fluffy hair and sexy red lips. Last but not least, don’t forget your trusty stethoscope. Just in case you need to, you know, check someone’s vitals. Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation is suggested on cute patients only, but not required.
Super Hero/Wonder Woman $48.00
Now that super-sexy actress, Gal Gadot, has revived the role of Wonder Woman, a slew of Amazon princess costumes are flying (by way of an invisible plane) into costume shops around the country. You’ll need the following: a healthy dose of self-esteem, a red, gold, blue and white, uber-tight spandex body suit, flesh-colored tights, gold wrist bands and a head band or crown. I love the sexed-up, cheesy Wonder Woman costume from Fredrick’s of Hollywood. It’s super (pun intended) seductive and there’s a quirky little “Lasso of Truth” cinched to the side of the suit. You’ll need to provide your own red or white majorette boots and really, who doesn’t have a pair of those in the back of the closet? I do! Don’t forget, your crown serves as a projectile weapon, your spiffy bracelets are 100% indestructible and your alias is Princess Diana of Themyscira. Now, go spin into your costume and save Halloween!
Any Pop Star with a Big Booty/Iggy Azalea’s Black Widow $59.99
This is not only a sexy topic but totally timely. Whether it’s JLo, Nicki Minaj, Rita Ora or Iggy Azalea, having a booty-ful butt has never been so frighteningly fashionable. This year, though, the biggest and most beautiful behind goes to Iggy Azalea; with wins at the MTV music awards and the BET Hip Hop Awards, this gorgeous gal is definitely worth duplicating. Especially the ninja-like character she plays in her “Black Widow” music video. Please child, that girl works a white unitard like nobody’s business. Here’s what you’ll need: a long blond wig with red tips, red lips, white nails, a black or white full body unitard/jumpsuit and some rocker-esque, black ankle booties. I’m not gonna lie: finding a white body suit isn’t easy, but black is always a basic. You can go with the Avengers Black Widow costume and change up the accessories to match Iggy’s style. You’ll be “So Fancy” but you’ll already know.
Go ahead, scare up some fun in these Shireen’s Top 3/Sexy Halloween costumes and this year will definitely be a trick and a treat!